No one, that's who!

Fandom: Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold
Characters: Ensemble, but primarily Bertrand and Fafnir
Word count: 400
Warnings: Strong language. The entire subtext of the scene is suicidal ideation. Just Bertrand stuff
Notes: For getyourwordsout yahtzee, "pessimistic." Back when I first played EO2U, Bertrand's weirdly aggro response to the Guild Esbat fight and aftermath is when he really won me over. I mean, not that I didn't already appreciate a sarcastic dirtbag, but a sarcastic dirtbag with a death wish is easily +10 points. So anyway, it's been a couple years, I'm poking at that scene again.

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( He's never seemed to care enough for that. )

Someday I will stop writing this terrible man and his excellent not-daughter. Someday, I say, even though it has been like six solid months

1. Salt
Characters: Fafnir, Chloe, Bertrand
Word count: ~900
Notes/warnings: Second person POV, character death, angst, language, I should be ashamed of myself but I'm absolutely not.

( You're not there yet. )

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2. A Plan
Characters: Bertrand, Chloe
Word count: ~700
Notes/warnings: Only 5-6 years post canon this time, so nothing's gone too badly off the rails yet. Yet. Language and angst anyway.

( Do we really have to have this conversation? )

Took some more requests! Why not!

Fire Emblem
FE4: ( Sigurd and Arvis )

FE7: ( Kent, Sain, and Lyn in varying proportions x4 )

FE8: ( Rennac x4 )

Etrian Odyssey
EO2U:( Bertrand x4, Flavio x3, Chloe x1 )

EOV: ( OCs x2 )

Herbert West - Reanimator
( hours after the ending of First of the Immortals )

Fandom: Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold
Characters: Fafnir/Flavio, Arianna, Bertrand, minor Chloe
Word count: ~3700
Warnings: ...Death, technically?
Notes: Set out to write postgame reunion fic and... of course it immediately went to a weird and bittersweet place. Unalloyed positivity is so incredibly not my wheelhouse. Oh yeah, and I couldn't think of any other way around Fafnir's lack of canon name and minimal dialogue, so this angst comes with some pretentious second-person bullshit. Damn, I loyally read Homestuck for how many years, and THIS is what gets me to try second person?

( Do you have any idea what you put us through? )