No one, that's who!

Fandom: Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold
Characters: Ensemble, but primarily Bertrand and Fafnir
Word count: 400
Warnings: Strong language. The entire subtext of the scene is suicidal ideation. Just Bertrand stuff
Notes: For getyourwordsout yahtzee, "pessimistic." Back when I first played EO2U, Bertrand's weirdly aggro response to the Guild Esbat fight and aftermath is when he really won me over. I mean, not that I didn't already appreciate a sarcastic dirtbag, but a sarcastic dirtbag with a death wish is easily +10 points. So anyway, it's been a couple years, I'm poking at that scene again.

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( He's never seemed to care enough for that. )

1. Exposure
Characters: Flavio, Arianna, Chloe
Word count: ~300
Notes/warnings: Spiders.
( Perfectly safe perfectly safe perfectly safe )

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2. Forer Effect
Characters: Arianna, Bertrand
Word count: ~350
Notes/warnings: Second stratum, based on an idle conversation. I don't know shit about tarot, so I'm sure I got the terminology wrong.

( How does this affect me? )

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3. Fix
Characters: Chloe, Bertrand
Word count: ~200
Notes/warnings: Pre-canon.

( The lesson didn't take, huh. )

Fandom: Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold
Characters: Fafnir/Flavio, Arianna, Bertrand, minor Chloe
Word count: ~3700
Warnings: ...Death, technically?
Notes: Set out to write postgame reunion fic and... of course it immediately went to a weird and bittersweet place. Unalloyed positivity is so incredibly not my wheelhouse. Oh yeah, and I couldn't think of any other way around Fafnir's lack of canon name and minimal dialogue, so this angst comes with some pretentious second-person bullshit. Damn, I loyally read Homestuck for how many years, and THIS is what gets me to try second person?

( Do you have any idea what you put us through? )