No one, that's who!

Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Characters: Jolene, Linebeck (minor Link and Ciela)
Word count: 500
Warnings: None
Notes: For mona_lizard for Yuletide Madness 2023! I'd had their Phantom Hourglass request bookmarked for the whole creation period and had spent that whole creation period thinking "what if I wrote some Big Divorce Energy," to no avail. Until a li'l drabble sequence flashed into my brain fully formed the night of December 24 into the morning of the 25th. God, Linebeck is the worst (affectionate).

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( We're going to have a little dance. )

Title: The First Hundred Years
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Characters: Jolene, Joanne (with some Linebeck, parenthetically, and even less of Link); Jolene>Linebeck
Word count: 3003
Warnings: Mild language
Notes: This...got out of hand. It is, bar none, the stupidest thing I have ever written. It's pretty much crack, with some rather silly gags about "LOL THIS IS A VIDEO GAME" and "LOL THE ZELDA SERIES SURE IS WEIRD" and all sorts of things I'd probably know better than to try if I were actually in Zelda fandom. And Monty Python references. And taking extreme liberties with everything, ever, forever.
...But dammit it was really fun to write. ._.;

( LINEBECK! YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME! )