No one, that's who!

Fandom: Johannes Cabal series
Characters: Johannes Cabal, some original weird apparitions
Word count: 800
Warnings: None
Notes: GYWO Yahtzee, "persnickety."

I have been reading Michael Moorcock again. This is not a crossover and isn't intended as canon-compliant with any of Moorcock's ... a review site I used to frequent once termed it "MULTIVERSE BOLLOCKS;" I just thought the Cabal series' sort of kitchen-sink cosmology could accommodate a bit more eldritch bullshit In The Style Of, as well as some light soapboxing about how much the Dungeons and Dragons alignment system confuses me. I understand how people tend to apply it in practice, but is that actually consistent with the theory? If not, is the theory that poorly explained or are people bad at reading? Etc. etc. So you see I am using this prompt on both a literal and a metatextual level. I also put some big words in it.

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( Incidentally, you can't see the spreadsheet. )

Sometimes I wonder what is the weirdest combination of fandoms I can possibly get into this account. Anyway, here's all the three-sentence fanfics I've done for people since November, unless there are others somewhere that I forgot about.

( Undertale, Johannes Cabal, FE8, FE9/10, FE13. No spoilers for anything. )

One-sentence fics:

1. ( Ib )

2. ( Ib + The Witch's House crossover )

3. ( Johannes Cabal; prompt was WRITE SOME HORST )

Longer commentfics:

1. FE8, Rennac/L'Arachel, Hershey kisses (urban fantasy AU)
( Pay up front, and thy will may be done. )

2. Raffles, Bunny saves the day
( Anyone who might be alerted by the sound of the drill knew well enough where to find me. )

3. Johannes Cabal, the end of The Fear Institute. SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER, naturally.
( None of it mattered. )