Archiving all the ones that don't involve my OCs here, don't mind me. All of these are exactly three sentences long, except for one of them.
1. Prompt: yandere!Bunny
Raffles favored me with such an incredulous look that I felt I should explain what I meant by carrying such a heavy bludgeon, and so I told him, “Well, if he didn’t let you go, I was going to smash his fingers.”
“Why, Bunny,” said Raffles, laughing, “I can almost believe you’d do it.”
I tell you truly that I would have.
2. Prompt: an AU wherein things ended differently
“I knew I could count on you, Bunny; if that little literary feat of yours hasn’t thrown them off our tracks, nothing will. I must be setting some sort of record for faked deaths by now.”
Privately, I thought I still owed him some retribution for his last such effort, but so great was my pleasure at seeing him again that, for the moment, I forbore.
3. Prompt: BICYCLING TO AUSTRALIA (...it's an inside joke I have no excuses)
I had seldom resented Raffles’s general policy of keeping me in the dark until the last moment as strongly as I did that night on the beach. All he’d told me was to bring the best bicycle I could find, and he had been smugly dropping hints for a few days that “gravity was only another law, and just as fit to be broken.”
“But where are you going, Raffles?” I demanded at last, as he began guiding his bicycle into the surf.
“Australia, old stick - are you coming?”
Mad as it sounded, I followed him. I could not have done otherwise.
Prompt: John Uskglass and Canas
Sometimes, in delving into one eldritch mystery, one inadvertently stumbled across another. Canas had summoned the Raven King quite by accident, but as long as he had him here, he rather thought they could have a riveting discussion on magical theory. He made tea, and very seriously considered inviting Pent.
Prompt: witches
It’s unprecedented for two witches to travel so closely together - unprecedented in this timeline and in every one of the others, every new history she failed and had to restart. No number of first days or first meetings or brave rescues or grisly deaths ever changed that one fact until now. The magical girls of this world were always doomed anyway; the world is no worse than it was, and she and Madoka are dancing.
Prompt: MALADICT AND COFFEE ... IN SPACE
Maladict was, even if not the best pilot among the new recruits*, certainly the one who looked most stylish and nonchalant lounging in the shuttle bay. His insistence that his shuttle be equipped with a quaint 21st-century device for the brewing of some outmoded stimulant called coffee was a bit eccentric, but they’d had worse. Besides which, as dated as the beverage was, hallucinations and possible murdering sprees weren’t quite so laughably old-fashioned.
*Although, really, he was that, too.
1. Prompt: yandere!Bunny
Raffles favored me with such an incredulous look that I felt I should explain what I meant by carrying such a heavy bludgeon, and so I told him, “Well, if he didn’t let you go, I was going to smash his fingers.”
“Why, Bunny,” said Raffles, laughing, “I can almost believe you’d do it.”
I tell you truly that I would have.
2. Prompt: an AU wherein things ended differently
“I knew I could count on you, Bunny; if that little literary feat of yours hasn’t thrown them off our tracks, nothing will. I must be setting some sort of record for faked deaths by now.”
Privately, I thought I still owed him some retribution for his last such effort, but so great was my pleasure at seeing him again that, for the moment, I forbore.
3. Prompt: BICYCLING TO AUSTRALIA (...it's an inside joke I have no excuses)
I had seldom resented Raffles’s general policy of keeping me in the dark until the last moment as strongly as I did that night on the beach. All he’d told me was to bring the best bicycle I could find, and he had been smugly dropping hints for a few days that “gravity was only another law, and just as fit to be broken.”
“But where are you going, Raffles?” I demanded at last, as he began guiding his bicycle into the surf.
“Australia, old stick - are you coming?”
Mad as it sounded, I followed him. I could not have done otherwise.
Prompt: John Uskglass and Canas
Sometimes, in delving into one eldritch mystery, one inadvertently stumbled across another. Canas had summoned the Raven King quite by accident, but as long as he had him here, he rather thought they could have a riveting discussion on magical theory. He made tea, and very seriously considered inviting Pent.
Prompt: witches
It’s unprecedented for two witches to travel so closely together - unprecedented in this timeline and in every one of the others, every new history she failed and had to restart. No number of first days or first meetings or brave rescues or grisly deaths ever changed that one fact until now. The magical girls of this world were always doomed anyway; the world is no worse than it was, and she and Madoka are dancing.
Prompt: MALADICT AND COFFEE ... IN SPACE
Maladict was, even if not the best pilot among the new recruits*, certainly the one who looked most stylish and nonchalant lounging in the shuttle bay. His insistence that his shuttle be equipped with a quaint 21st-century device for the brewing of some outmoded stimulant called coffee was a bit eccentric, but they’d had worse. Besides which, as dated as the beverage was, hallucinations and possible murdering sprees weren’t quite so laughably old-fashioned.
*Although, really, he was that, too.